I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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