is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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