have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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