Can Purell be used as lube?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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