Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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