i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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