yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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