put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
