i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
