Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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