did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
