operation harelip BJ is a go
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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