HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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