Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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