And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
