hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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