Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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