Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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