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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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