I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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