garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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