Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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