Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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