If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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