It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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