just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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