What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
