you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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