I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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