hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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