i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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