Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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