Me too!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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