I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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