Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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