She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he quoted the bible to break up with me
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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