I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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