I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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