I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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