return my video game
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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