Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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