i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It's Friday. Sex?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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