I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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