Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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