of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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