i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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