he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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