Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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