I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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