were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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