that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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