is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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