i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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