I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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