hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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