maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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